Top 10 Things That ZMD Is Doing While “Waking Up”
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Ordering CDs from Bill Gates’ Amazon.com wishlist just like RRDtool claims to do when running configure.
9
Booting Windows XP and running CHKDSK.
8
Defragmenting /usr/lib so that Mono can run more efficiently.
7
Converting your /var partition from ext3 to FAT-16.
6
Drawing the Windows “flying folders” in the background.
5
Downloading patches from the RedHat Network and then pretending them came from Novell.
4
Installing [...]