Dilbert…
… describes perfectly my thoughts about marketing weasels. (D=Dilbert, M=Marketing Weasel)
D: This product would melt the polar ice caps and doom humanity.
M: That’s okay.
D: You’re part of humanity.
M: No, I’m in marketing.
D: I won’t help you destroy the planet.
M: That’s what I said until I saw the free t-shirts.
Aside from having to sell your soul, [...]